Home Renovators Guide to Weight Loss

Step 1 -- move all cooking utensils, cutlery, dishes, pots and pans to upstairs bedroom.

Step 2 -- plan multi-step, multi-ingredient dish for dinner, hopefully one which utilizes as many deep freezer ingredients as possible as deep freezer will go into deep storage soon.

Step 3 -- run up and down the stairs, multiple times, retrieving various cooking utensils, cutlery, dishes, pots and pans needed to prepare said meal.

Step 4 -- eat, and try not to think about the fact all those dishes must be cleaned and then returned to the upstairs bedroom.

Step 5 -- Repeat.